Husband Rocks Wife's world
Marido arrasa o mundo da esposa
A woman comes home and tells her husband.
Remember those headches I've been having all theses years?
Well, they're gone. No more headaches.
The husband asks, what happened?
His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, state at myself an repeat.
I do not have a headche, I do no have a headache, I do not have a headache.
I worked. The headaches are all gone.
His wife then says, you know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom the last few years.
Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says don't move I'll be right back.
He goes into the bathroon and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, damn that was wonferfull.
The husband says, don't move I will be right back.
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round 2 was even better than the 1st time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
He husband again says, don't move I'll be right back.
Whith that he goes back in the bathrrom.
This time his wife quicky follows him and there in the bathrrom she sees him standing at the mirro saying: She's not my wife, she's not my wife, shes's no my wife.
That's awful.
But funny.
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